Total Medals Earned: 2,915 (From 633 different games.) Total Medal Score: 42,480 Points
Medals Earned: 9/20 (80/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/21 (50/500 points)
colors stuff
do orange level 1
got to red level 1
first b&w level
beat b&w 2
beat b&w 3
beat b&w 4
the black has been taken
very trippy
yellow 1
get to blue 1
get to indigo
get to violet 1
exploding rainbow
Take The Drunk I'm Medal
got some seizures
you have beaten the game
get to green 1
malevolent level
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/255 points)
Fail the Mission
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission Solo
Complete the Mission with Two Players
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000
Medals Earned: 5/32 (40/500 points)
Beat all four tutorial stages
Beat "Just Grab It"
Get Jam to say "Swag" with VFX at max
Beat all stages on page one
Beat "Windowsill" without firing a block
Beat "Wall of Face" in 10 seconds or less
Beat "Find Your Footing" firing only one block
Beat "Elevator Shaft" without respawning once
Restart "Mind the Gap"
Get Fury to say "Jawsome" with VFX at max
Get Yeah to say "Rock a Doodle" with VFX at max
Beat "Lights Out"
Beat "Weak Rope" without destroying a single block
Beat "Fetch Quest 2" without respawning once
Beat "Shenanigans" without respawning once or firing a block
Fire 25 blocks in a stage
Destroy 175 blocks in a stage
Boost 50 times in a stage
Destroy Mr. Moon in "Space Jam"
Unlock alternate YJF threads
Beat "Willyworld" with 11 blocks in your quota total
Beat "Dastardly" without respawning once
Have 6 blocks in your quota total on "Steel Feels"
Beat the record on a stage three times
Beat "Space Jam"
Beat all stages on page two
Beat "Oh Love"
Beat all stages
Beat "Oh Love" in 30 seconds or less
Medals Earned: 6/24 (75/500 points)
Break one bottle of each type
Burn the yolk butt with a heater
Play the game for first time
Make a combo of 15
Make a combo of 30
Fall for more than 1.5 seconds
Use the sushi belt
Hit something from the restaurant menu
Pop 3 balloons
Break 50 bamboo plants
Eat 3 sushi pieces while hanging from the balloons
Reach a score of 100000
Reach a score of 150000
Reach a score of 200000
Hit a bottle in the air with your head
Hit the chef
Make a combo of 45
Make a combo of 60
Eat the four golden sushi pieces in one run
Unlock all the achievements
Hit a sign with a seven and a one
Ring the bell
Fire the first plate through all the plates at the top shelf
Jump on the lamps 5 consecutive times
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/235 points)
Kill a police officer
Stab a person on camera
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/12 (35/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 6/18 (80/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.